Game 36: Blue Jays 4, Mariners 0

May 12, 2017 Connor 0

I’m still waiting for that call from DiPoto in response to my wiffle ball proficiency. I’m telling you, when I was six, I was launching bombs onto my family’s deck in the backyard. To six-year-old me, those were 450-foot moonshots, but they were likely no more than 50 feet in …[Full Article]

Game 21: Tigers 19, Mariners 9

April 26, 2017 Connor 0

I saw something on Twitter saying that when the M’s score at least five runs, Papa Johns will run a 50% off promotion. I commented to a friend of mine, in the Mariner fan pessimism that sets in every mid-April, that this probably wouldn’t happen again until August. Again, the world showed its …[Full Article]

Game 11: Mariners 2, Astros 1

April 15, 2017 Connor 0

Oh, King Felix, how we’ve missed you. Felix came out and responded to worries about a weak bullpen by all but eliminating the need for one, going 7.1 innings and allowing only one run. Cruz finally belted a home run, and Haniger got robbed but still ended up providing the …[Full Article]

Mariners Spring Training Game Thirty-Three: D-backs 15, Mariners 6

March 28, 2017 Connor 0

Yeah, looks like someone needs a day off. Apparently players and coaches have been complaining about how long this Spring Training is, even though it’s just a week longer than usual. After two consecutive blowout losses, let’s just say the Mariners are tired from the extra week or so, why …[Full Article]

Mariners Spring Training Game Twenty-Seven: Mariners 9, Giants 2

March 24, 2017 Connor 0

If only it were 2018, I could make some snarky comment about that “even-year magic”, but it’s 2017 and today was just another great Mariner win over the Giants. Vogelbach Optioned to Tacoma Undoubtedly the biggest highlight of the day was the Mariners moving projected Opening Day starter Daniel Vogelbach …[Full Article]

Mariners Spring Training Game Nineteen: Dodgers 12, Mariners 7

March 15, 2017 Connor 0

I’m ashamed to say it, but I have a team on the side. That’s right, after a literal lifetime of cheering for the Mariners, I justified picking up a National League squad to hold me over when things get especially appalling as a Mariner fan. That National League team beat …[Full Article]

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