Game 33: Mariners 10, Phillies 9

May 10, 2017 Connor 0

What on earth is going on? All of the Mariners’ starting pitchers are hurt, an outfielder assigned to AAA is leading the charge, and the M’s are refusing to be forgotten or written off. It’s beautiful, inspiring, and incredibly confusing all at the same time. Ben Freaking Gamel Not to …[Full Article]

Game 28: Mariners 8, Angels 7

May 4, 2017 Connor 0

It’s always good to take one away from the Angels. With Mike Trout keeping baseball boring, Kole Calhoun bat flipping on flyouts, and Mike Scioscia always being Mike Scioscia, it’s kind of like taking candy from the entitled children of a candy factory owner. And the candy factory owner’s name …[Full Article]

Game 23: Mariners 2, Tigers 1

April 27, 2017 Connor 0

Ben Gamel is jealous of Motter’s flow. Gamel has had two standout at-bats in the last two games, with an RBI walk yesterday, and a clutch RBI single in today’s action. His RBI proved to be the difference in a tight game. Iwakuma Back in Form Hisashi Iwakuma’s struggles through …[Full Article]

Mariners Game 2: Astros 2, Mariners 1

April 4, 2017 Connor 0

Welcome to the regular season, folks. The silver lining in an 0-2 start is that there is still a chance to end the season 160-2, and that the Mariners always seem to start off hot and win their first few games before self-destructing and looking like the team we all …[Full Article]

Mariner Spring Training Games Twenty-Eight and Twenty-Nine

March 25, 2017 Connor 0

It’s a weird position to be in when you write about a team that just got no-hit. It’s tempting to just write “Welp, we blew it today, let’s see how tomorrow goes!” but there were some good things to touch on as well from today’s games, so all is well. …[Full Article]

Mariner Spring Training Game Seventeen: Brewers 24, Mariners 3

March 13, 2017 Connor 0

Great news, the Milwaukee Brewers beat a high school JV team today. Just kidding, it was the Mariners and I’m ashamed. This is one of those moments when the coach, feigning enthusiasm, walks through the locker room saying “Alriiiiiiight! What’d we learn today?” After his team gets destroyed. Hisashi Iwakuma …[Full Article]

Mariners Spring Training Game Twelve: Indians 14, Mariners 6

March 9, 2017 Connor 0

I think it’s fair to say the United States is the best country at all sports. It’s only fair to say that to justify my plan to cancel the WBC and bring back the majority of the Mariners’ roster to avoid nights like this. Seattle stranded twenty-two runners on base …[Full Article]

Mariners Spring Training Game Seven: Rangers 8, Mariners 2

March 3, 2017 Connor 0

Friday was the M’s second to last day with many of their star players, as Felix Hernandez, Robinson Canó and 10 others head off to represent their respective countries in the World Baseball Classic next week. Unfortunately, Seattle’s first AL West matchup of the preseason didn’t end up being a …[Full Article]