Game 10: Astros 10, Mariners 5

April 13, 2017 Connor 0

My little league baseball team once lost a game 30-0. Apparently some local travel team got bored and wanted to play in our league and whooped everyone. I still felt happier after that game than I do watching the Mariners open the season 2-8. Freeman Homers, Motter Dazzles  A bright …[Full Article]

Game 8: Mariners 6, Astros 0

April 10, 2017 Connor 0

Everyone’s making a fuss about this crickets they’re serving at Safeco. As one who has tried these same seasoned and cooked crickets straight from Oaxaca, here is my review: salty. That is all. Also, the Mariners won and that’s a much bigger deal than some salty crickets. Paxton Shines Despite …[Full Article]

Mariners Game Three: Astros 5, Mariners 3

April 6, 2017 Connor 0

Poor Chase de Jong. In his MLB debut, he ends up with the loss after a George Springer walk-off three-run homer in the bottom of the 13th, and a ridiculous early season stat of a 40.50 ERA. Obviously, those numbers go down as the season goes along, but if Overton …[Full Article]

Mariners Game 2: Astros 2, Mariners 1

April 4, 2017 Connor 0

Welcome to the regular season, folks. The silver lining in an 0-2 start is that there is still a chance to end the season 160-2, and that the Mariners always seem to start off hot and win their first few games before self-destructing and looking like the team we all …[Full Article]