Game 36: Blue Jays 4, Mariners 0

May 12, 2017 Connor 0

I’m still waiting for that call from DiPoto in response to my wiffle ball proficiency. I’m telling you, when I was six, I was launching bombs onto my family’s deck in the backyard. To six-year-old me, those were 450-foot moonshots, but they were likely no more than 50 feet in …[Full Article]

Game 21: Tigers 19, Mariners 9

April 26, 2017 Connor 0

I saw something on Twitter saying that when the M’s score at least five runs, Papa Johns will run a 50% off promotion. I commented to a friend of mine, in the Mariner fan pessimism that sets in every mid-April, that this probably wouldn’t happen again until August. Again, the world showed its …[Full Article]

Game 15: Marlins 5, Mariners 0

April 19, 2017 Connor 0

This is the second time since Spring Training I’ve been put in this spot– writing about your team when they get dominated by pitching. Luckily, Mitch Haniger is still good at baseball and broke up the no-hitter in the bottom of the ninth. Yovani Gallardo struggled, Chen dominated on the …[Full Article]

Game 13: Mariners 8, Rangers 7

April 17, 2017 Connor 0

Mitch Haniger has my vote for AL Rookie of the Year. Also, they should grant me a vote for that award. Nelson Cruz had the game-winning hit last night, but Haniger won the game for Seattle. We saw Heredia’s quality contribution, Scott Servais get angry, and a struggling M’s team …[Full Article]

Game 11: Mariners 2, Astros 1

April 15, 2017 Connor 0

Oh, King Felix, how we’ve missed you. Felix came out and responded to worries about a weak bullpen by all but eliminating the need for one, going 7.1 innings and allowing only one run. Cruz finally belted a home run, and Haniger got robbed but still ended up providing the …[Full Article]

Mariners Spring Training Game Thirty: Mariners 3, Rangers 1

March 25, 2017 Connor 0

If I were anyone else, I’d name Mitch Haniger Seattle’s Spring MVP and rave all about how he’s about to have a breakout year and hit 30 home runs and drive in 100, but the world loves to spite me, and if I did, he would probably quit baseball and …[Full Article]

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