Game 56: Mariners 12, Rays 4

June 3, 2017 Connor 0

Danny Valencia is kind of like Grandpa Simpson. His sleep patterns are like those of a caricatured narcoleptic, but when he wakes up, it’s sputtering, loud, and gets everyone’s attention. Valencia sputtered his way to five RBIs, Bergman turned in another quality start and the M’s destroyed the Rays for …[Full Article]

Game 33: Mariners 10, Phillies 9

May 10, 2017 Connor 0

What on earth is going on? All of the Mariners’ starting pitchers are hurt, an outfielder assigned to AAA is leading the charge, and the M’s are refusing to be forgotten or written off. It’s beautiful, inspiring, and incredibly confusing all at the same time. Ben Freaking Gamel Not to …[Full Article]

Game 20: Mariners 11, A’s 1

April 23, 2017 Connor 0

Taylor Motter’s “sneaky power” isn’t so sneaky anymore. If you didn’t get excited when he came to the plate with the bases loaded, you either 1. are too visually impaired to see his hair or 2. haven’t followed the M’s at all this year. Motter provided the Coliseum with rye …[Full Article]

Game 12: Mariners 5, Rangers 0

April 16, 2017 Connor 0

The Mariners’ first-half season highlights will be a huge crowd pleaser, particularly amongst women. We have Taylor Motter to thank for that. He just keeps hitting and driving in runs and dazzling the masses, and we are all thankful. Paxton and Motter were the stars of the show yesterday as …[Full Article]

Game 10: Astros 10, Mariners 5

April 13, 2017 Connor 0

My little league baseball team once lost a game 30-0. Apparently some local travel team got bored and wanted to play in our league and whooped everyone. I still felt happier after that game than I do watching the Mariners open the season 2-8. Freeman Homers, Motter Dazzles  A bright …[Full Article]

Mariners Spring Training Game Twenty-Four: Rangers 3, Mariners 2

March 19, 2017 Connor 0

This is an exciting week for the Mariners. As Spring Training prepares to wrap up, position battles will bring out the best in the team, the Dominican teammates will rejoin the squad for a last little bit of camp, and things are looking amazing for Seattle going into the season. …[Full Article]